Top Ten Excuses For Getting Out Of A Date
Here are some wonderful excuses for dumping the bloke of your nightmares .. use all 10 if you have to.
10. I cant i'm washing my wig.
9. The dog has been suffering from the cold and I really think we both need to spend some quality time alone.
8. I'm off to work abroad on thursday but I`ll be back in eight decades, why don't I text you then.
7. My friend is going to be on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" and I'm her phone a friend and you know what the programmes are like, they could call at any time.
6. I have work commitments for the following 2 months but I will give you a email at the end of it.
5. My daughter is coming to stay for a few weeks so don't call me I'll call you. Our gay dating can wait
4. I think I'm coming down with the flu, and I don't want to give it to you.
3. Sorry I dont think we are a match
2. No way I would rather kiss my mum
1. I don't think I'm ready for dating just yet.
By: Martyn White
